Ham Africa apron
100% NOT VEGAN. 100% CULTY.
Perfect for slow-roasting hypocrisy and flash-frying deceptive cult narratives.
This apron brings the heat with a dash of “On A Move,” a sprinkle of “motherf***rs,” and a side of they were never really vegetarian, babe.
Long Live Ham Africa!
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
- Adjustable straps
- Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Murder At Ryans Run
- Email: beth-zjb-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.